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Gigantic Cock Frightens Citizens Resulting In Panic Attacks



Top World News is on the scene in Beverly Hills, California where a bizarre incident has left citizens panicking. We have reports of a bizarre incident at the famous Yoga Studio in Beverly Hills California today, as witnesses have reported sightings of a gigantic oversized rooster leaving the premises. Witnesses report the giant rooster strutting through the door and making its way to the center of the room. Panic ensued as people scrambled to get out of there.


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The news quickly spread across town and within moments TOP WORLD NEWS had sent their team out to investigate what was happening. On-site they found citizens in sheer panic, desperate for answers about this mysterious visitor that seemed far too big for even Beverly Hills.

The news quickly made international headlines and local authorities have been struggling to contain the situation ever since. Citizens are urged not to approach or engage with the phat cock under any circumstances due to its potentially dangerous nature. Citizens around the world broke out in a state of panic today as reports of an enormous cock roaming Beverly Hills spread like wildfire. The giant bird, standing at least 9 feet tall, was first spotted near the famous yoga studio before making its way to the greater Los Angelus metropolitan area.


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The mayor of Beverly Hills was in a state of panic today as reports came pouring in of a giant cock roaming the streets. It all started at approximately 11:11 am when commuters began to report sightings of a large fowl strolling the streets, seemingly unbothered by its surroundings.

TOP WORLD NEWS reporters flocked to the scene and found citizens that were absolutely still in terror. “It’s like something out of my worst nightmares,” one woman told us with tears streaming down her face as she shook uncontrollably. “I’m never leaving my house again!” Another citizen reported having an anxiety attack due to his fear, while others simply ran away from it screaming for help.


Citizens are panicking and asking questions – what was this giant rooster doing there? Was it a goverment experiment gone wrong or perhaps some kind of prank? Speculation has been running rampant on social media with some even suggesting that we might be facing a hybrid alien invasion!

We spoke to several eyewitnesses who were present at the scene and got their reactions to this shocking event: “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said one woman. “That cock must have been over 6 feet tall! I’m still shaking from seeing it.” Another man added, “This isn’t something you see every day – I’ve never known that cocks could get so big I’ve never seen anything like it!”


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The police responded quickly by setting up roadblocks around the area and searching for any further evidence regarding what happened here today. 33 reports of loud squawking and cock-a-doodle dos as well as kookadido’s coming from inside the studio but all they found was an empty room with several feathers scattered around. We spoke to some of the locals who saw this giant cock up close and their stories are absolutely wild.

One witness told us that she heard high-pitched “kookidykoo” coming from within as she passed by and then suddenly out comes this huge rooster with its wings spread wide. She said it almost looked like it was about to take flight but instead just strutted off into the street without looking back.

Another woman claimed she saw the same creature walking around town earlier in the day, saying that it seemed almost human-like in its movements – as if it had been trained in yoga or something. A few other people also mentioned seeing strange markings on its body which could indicate some kind of ritualistic behavior…but none of these claims have been substantiated yet.


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One resident said: “I’ve never seen anything like it before…it was so large, I thought it might be some kind of mutant cock or some type of hybrid rooster!” Another person interviewed said: “There were feathers everywhere! We all ran out so fast we didn’t have time to grab our mats – it was chaos!”

TOP WORLD NEWS has yet to uncover any more information on this strange occurrence but rest assured their team is still hard at work trying to find out what happened at that peaceful yoga studio. Stay tuned as we bring you updates on this bizarre story as they come in! At this point, authorities still do not know what happened at this yoga studio nor why there would be such an unusual animal roaming about in broad daylight. Until more information comes out, everyone is encouraged to stay vigilant and report any further sightings immediately so that we can get to the bottom of this mysterious case.


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TOP WORLD NEWS interviewed several panicking citizens who described their experiences encountering the giant avian creature: “I can’t believe what I saw! It was so big that it blocked out my view of the sky,” said one woman from Beverly Hills. Another witness described being chased by it down an alleyway saying, “I thought I was going to die!”

Others reported experiencing symptoms such as shortness of breath and rapid heartbeats when they saw the animal for themselves; some even suffered full-blown panic attacks afterward. Local mental health services were quick to respond and offered counseling support for anyone affected by this incident.

“It remains unclear where this mysterious creature came from or why exactly it has appeared now but scientists are investigating possible explanations which include climate change-related migrations patterns or a yet unknown virus capable of mutating birds into gigantic sizes…”


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Several attempts have been made by authorities to capture or contain the creature but with no luck yet. In fact, it seemed like every time anyone got close enough for capture it just flew away! Could this be some kind of prank or is there something more sinister at play? Scientists are still baffled and locals are becoming increasingly worried as they try their best not to provoke this mysterious creature any further.


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TOP WORLD NEWS was on the scene interviewing panicking citizens about what they had witnessed. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said one witness who had ducked into an alleyway for safety. “It was just so huge!” Another witness described how he thought he was going to have a heart attack when he saw the giant rooster coming his way.

The authorities were quick to respond and managed to capture the animal after some difficulty but not before many residents experienced panic attacks due to its sheer size and ferocity. Even though it turned out that this particular rooster wasn’t dangerous, it certainly caused quite a stir among local citizens who still can’t believe what happened that day!


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