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Monster Xtracts is not your average cannabis farm. They may specialize in cannabis oil extract but the process they use is downright scary. First off, the farm is located underground in an abandoned US Army Base.  Moreover, the huge creepy machines they wheel in there [and] only at night look more like an IV than your typical extractors.


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The rumors range from secret government strains to something much larger and sinister. Some people think that they have only one plant and this is no ordinary cannabis plant.  Some people believe that the plant they extract is not cannabis at all or if it is then it’s definitely not from planet earth. Some speculate that it is some kind of carnivorous man-eating plant from outer space. One witness said that he saw the plant in 2013 and that at this time it was anywhere from 6 feet tall to 16 feet tall. They think there is only one, but no one really knows for sure.


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There are a few witnesses still living, however, they seem to go missing quite often, especially when they start talking to Netflix.  One witness that is still alive was able to meet up with me for an interview. 

Jimmy recalls the day he got lost and separated from his brothers. He was lost for a few hours when he saw the enormous plant being extracted. Ever since that day, jimmy has not been ok. He sort of stopped talking to others and lost his enthusiasm for life. Jimmy told us what he saw on that fateful day.


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What they use for extracting the THC oil is beyond weird. They use some process of extracting from their plant’s veins while it sings gospel hymns. He describes it as the most pornographic thing he has ever seen. Ever since he saw this he has had no interest in an intimate relationship with anyone. The most damaging part was how every high note led to more yellow shiny ooze coming out of the machines. He just kept singing louder and louder and yelling FEED ME!  I couldn’t take it. The songs he was singing were stuck in my head for days. I had to check myself into a mental institution for a few weeks.”


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Their process is very dangerous, and the underground US Army Base is known for being unstable. There have been several accidents at the farm. One man was even killed by the plant they say. Rumors are that the plant just gulped him up.  No one said anything and everyone just kept working.  Despite the dangers, Monster Xtracts continues to operate, and their products are some of the most popular on the market. If you’re looking for a high-quality and out-of-this-planet extract, be sure to check out Monster Xtracts. Just be careful – it’s not for the faint of heart.


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