BREAKING: Puff the Magic Dragon Spotted Chilling at Puff Cannabis in Hamtramck—Locals Bewildered and Delighted
Hamtramck, MI – In a bizarre and surreal turn of events, locals are buzzing after multiple reports confirmed the presence of none other than Puff the Magic Dragon hanging out at the Puff Cannabis dispensary in Hamtramck. The iconic dragon—best known for his folk song fame—was seen lounging among the greenery, blowing smoke rings the size of small cars and engaging in what can only be described as “deep conversations about terpene profiles.”
“I was just picking up some edibles,” said one startled customer, who wished to remain anonymous. “And there he was, this massive dragon with a joint in one claw, giving the budtenders advice on hybrid strains. I thought I’d eaten a THC gummy by mistake, but nope, it was definitely Puff.”
Witnesses describe Puff as “chill,” “otherworldly,” and “surprisingly knowledgeable” about cannabis culture. The towering, dragon-sized mascot reportedly spent hours in the shop’s cozy lounge area, where he encouraged customers to explore new blends and strains. Puff was also seen recommending his personal favorite—a strain playfully named Dragon’s Breath—which, according to the dragon himself, “pairs perfectly with a gentle breeze and a sunset over the mountains of Honah Lee.”
Employees of Puff Cannabis say the dragon just “flew in out of nowhere” and made himself at home, requesting a window seat with a view of downtown Hamtramck. Puff was allegedly overheard telling staff that he’s taken up residence in the clouds above Michigan, “because the air up there just feels better after a visit to the dispensary.”
“Honestly, it’s an honor to have him here,” said Greg Thompson, manager of Puff Cannabis. “He’s kind of a legend, right? The dude’s been puffing for centuries—so he definitely knows his stuff. And, let’s just say his smoke rings put ours to shame.”
Locals have been flocking to the dispensary ever since the news broke, hoping to catch a glimpse of the dragon in action. “I’ve never seen a dragon casually roll a joint before,” said longtime resident Marcy Kowalski. “But here we are in Hamtramck, and Puff is rolling up like it’s no big deal. It’s surreal!”
At one point, Puff even led an impromptu “meditation and munchies” session on the patio, breathing out warm clouds of smoke that enveloped the group in a dreamy haze. Attendees described it as “transcendent,” with one participant claiming, “I achieved inner peace, and then I got the munchies. I think Puff is onto something.”
Rumors are swirling that Puff may make a regular appearance at other Puff Cannabis locations, though the dragon himself has remained elusive on the subject. When asked about future plans, Puff simply smiled and said, “Follow the breeze… and maybe visit Madison Heights.”
For those hoping to spot Puff and experience some of that dragon magic firsthand, it’s worth checking out Puff Cannabis’s other stores, especially their location in Madison Heights. You might not see a dragon, but you’ll definitely find top-quality products. Who knows? Maybe the legend of Puff will puff its way there next.
Visit Puff’s Madison Heights location to catch your own magical moment—or at least pick up some Dragon’s Breath to puff in his honor. After all, with Puff the Magic Dragon around, anything is possible!
