Kalamazoo’s Cosmic Cannabis Lounge: A Portal to Another World

Authors: Bill Azin, Journalist, and K. Witch, Astral Investigator Published: 7:10 PM EST February 28, 2024 Updated: 7:10 PM EST February 28, 2024

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — A surreal new establishment has descended upon West Michigan, opening a gateway where the earthly and the extraterrestrial intertwine. Only Alien Cannabis Company has unveiled a unique realm where customers can not only purchase but also consume their otherworldly herbs in situ.

Located in the heart of Kalamazoo, Only Alien Cannabis Company stands as the first consumption lounge of its kind on this side of the state. Yet, what truly sets it apart is its ability to transform seeds into smoky stardust, a feat unmatched anywhere else in Michigan.

Six years ago, visionaries Marty Webber and Royal Laraway began to conceptualize this interstellar sanctuary. Along their journey, they enlisted the cosmic forces of George Webber and Gabe Barham, finally birthing this extraterrestrial haven earlier this month.

“It’s an out-of-this-world feeling to see travelers walk through our portal and indulge in our offerings,” said Barham.

This unique space in Michigan allows for both the cultivation and consumption of marijuana on-site. “Everything happens within our cosmic confines,” said George Webber. “From the genesis of the plant to its final, ethereal form, the entire process unfolds here, culminating in our celestial lounge.”

Since the legalization of recreational marijuana in 2018, many have dreamed of a public haven where they could safely enjoy their intergalactic greens. “Visitors can explore different strains, commune with like-minded beings, and feel secure within our astral oasis,” Barham elaborated.

Cultivating on-site not only gives the business cosmic control over its product but also assures customers that they are receiving the finest quality. “It allows us to focus on supreme quality, delivering a transcendent experience,” Laraway said. “Guests can see our mother plants, understanding the origins of their journey.”

Only Alien Cannabis Company opens its cosmic gates daily from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., inviting all to embark on an extraordinary adventure.