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Cookies Provisioning Center | Detroit

In Detroit, Michigan, a new cannabis dispensary has been making waves with its unique approach to business. The dispensary, called “The Cookie Monster’s Cannabis Emporium,” is owned and operated by none other than the famous Sesame Street character, Cookie Monster.

Yes, you read that right. The lovable blue monster with a voracious appetite for cookies has turned his passion for sweets into a lucrative business venture. And he’s not just selling any old cannabis products – he’s specializing in cannabis-infused cookies.

According to Cookie Monster, his cookies are made with only the finest ingredients, including locally sourced cannabis. He claims that they’re so delicious, customers can’t even taste the weed.

“I always say, if you’re gonna eat a cookie, why not make it a cookie that can get you high?” Cookie Monster told reporters.

Despite the unusual nature of the business, The Cookie Monster’s Cannabis Emporium has been a huge hit with locals. Lines stretch out the door every day, as customers flock to get their hands on one of Cookie Monster’s signature creations.

“I never thought I’d see the day when a Muppet would be running a cannabis dispensary,” said one customer, who wished to remain anonymous. “But hey, these cookies are the real deal. They’re worth the wait.”

Cookie Monster says that he’s thrilled to be bringing joy to so many people with his cookies. He’s even considering expanding his business to other states in the near future.

“I always knew I was meant for big things,” he said. “And now, with my cannabis cookies, I’m taking over the world, one bite at a time.”

Cookies Provisioning Center | Detroit
6030 East 8 Mile Road
Detroit Michigan 48234
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