Emerald Fire Compassion Cultivation

Breaking news from Coleman, Michigan: Emerald Fire Compassion Cultivation, the town’s latest cannabis dispensary, has announced a unique twist to their business model. The dispensary will be run entirely by fairy tale creatures!

According to the dispensary’s spokesperson, a friendly unicorn named Sparkles, the decision to hire fairy tale creatures was made in order to create a magical and mystical atmosphere for customers. “We want our customers to feel like they’ve stepped into a fairy tale,” Sparkles explained, “and who better to make that happen than actual fairy tale creatures?”

The dispensary has already hired a team of employees, including a group of seven dwarves to handle inventory management, a pair of mischievous elves to provide customer service, and even a grumpy old troll to handle security.

When asked about the challenges of running a cannabis dispensary as a fairy tale creature, Sparkles responded, “We may be magical, but we still have to follow all the laws and regulations that come with running a business. Plus, some of us have trouble handling the smell of all that cannabis!”

Despite these challenges, Emerald Fire Compassion Cultivation has quickly become a popular spot for locals and tourists alike. Customers have been raving about the high-quality cannabis products and the enchanting atmosphere created by the fairy tale staff.

One satisfied customer, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I never thought I’d be buying my weed from a unicorn and a group of dwarves, but here we are. It’s definitely the most unique dispensary I’ve ever been to!”

So if you’re in the Coleman area and looking for some high-quality cannabis and a bit of fairy tale magic, be sure to check out Emerald Fire Compassion Cultivation. Who knows, you might just bump into a fairy godmother while you’re there!