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Highly Cannaco

In a surprising turn of events, a new cannabis dispensary has opened up in Battle Creek, Michigan, and it’s not your average shop. Highly Cannaco is run entirely by fairy tale creatures.

That’s right, folks. The dispensary is owned and operated by none other than the Three Little Pigs, who have decided to switch gears from building houses to selling weed.

When asked why they decided to enter the cannabis industry, one of the pigs replied, “We realized that huffing and puffing wasn’t getting us anywhere. So, we thought we’d try something new.”

The dispensary is located in a gingerbread house, which the pigs have renovated to include all the latest technology for a top-notch cannabis shopping experience. Customers can choose from a wide variety of strains, edibles, and accessories, all while being served by characters like Cinderella, who is known for her excellent customer service skills.

Despite initial skepticism from the community, Highly Cannaco has been a hit. One customer remarked, “I never thought I’d be buying weed from a talking pig, but here we are. And I gotta say, it’s some good stuff.”

The pigs have big plans for the future of their business, including expanding to other locations and even creating their own strains of cannabis, like the “Big Bad Wolf” and the “Fairy Godmother.”

So if you’re in Battle Creek and looking for a unique cannabis experience, head on over to Highly Cannaco. Just be sure to watch out for any wolves in the area.

Highly Cannaco
293 E Columbia Ave
Battle Creek Michigan 49015
united states
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