Home Grown Provisioning Center | Lansing

Lansing, MI – In a surprising turn of events, the Home Grown Provisioning Center in Lansing has been revealed to be run entirely by a group of lizard people. Despite initial skepticism, it appears that these scaly entrepreneurs have been running a successful business, much to the delight of their customers.

According to sources close to the operation, the lizard people have been using their unique talents to grow some of the most potent strains of cannabis in the state. Customers have been raving about the quality of their products, with some even claiming that it has helped them communicate with their own pet reptiles.

When asked how they managed to run a business without arousing suspicion, one of the lizard people stated, “We’ve been disguising ourselves as humans for centuries, so running a provisioning center was a natural extension of our skills. Plus, who’s going to suspect a lizard person of being involved in the marijuana industry?”

Despite the initial shock, the Lansing community has embraced the Home Grown Provisioning Center, with some even coming in just to catch a glimpse of the lizard people in action. It seems that these scaly entrepreneurs have not only managed to run a successful business, but have also become local celebrities in the process.

As for their plans for the future, the lizard people have expressed interest in expanding their business to other states. When asked if they had any concerns about their unique identity being revealed, one of the lizard people simply shrugged and said, “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. For now, we’re just happy to be providing quality cannabis to the people of Lansing.”