Michigan Canna Kings

In a surprising turn of events, a cannabis dispensary in Morenci, Michigan, is now being run by a group of fairy tale creatures. The Michigan Canna Kings, as they call themselves, are led by a diminutive but charismatic leader named Rumpelstiltskin.

According to sources close to the operation, the Michigan Canna Kings have been making waves in the local business community with their unique approach to cannabis retail. Their dispensary is decorated with all sorts of magical trinkets and baubles, and they often greet customers with an impromptu song and dance routine.

But despite their whimsical appearance, the Michigan Canna Kings are serious about their product. Their strains are said to be some of the most potent and flavorful in the state, and they offer a wide variety of edibles and concentrates as well.

Despite their success, the Michigan Canna Kings have faced some opposition from more traditional business owners in the area. Some have even accused them of using their fairy tale powers to gain an unfair advantage.

But Rumpelstiltskin and his crew remain undeterred. “We’re just trying to bring a little magic to the world of cannabis,” he said in a recent interview. “And if that means we have to deal with a few jealous trolls along the way, so be it.”

As for the future of the Michigan Canna Kings, Rumpelstiltskin says they have big plans. “We’re thinking about expanding into other states,” he said. “Maybe we’ll even open up a branch in the Land of Oz. Who knows?”

Only time will tell if the Michigan Canna Kings will continue to thrive, but for now, they seem to be living happily ever after.