Timber Cannabis

In a stunning turn of events, a new cannabis dispensary has opened up in Three Rivers, Michigan – and it’s run entirely by a group of wood elves who live high among the treetops!

The elves of Timber Cannabis have taken the town by storm, with their unique brand of magical, forest-inspired weed. Their strains, with names like “Pixie Dust” and “Woodland Wonders,” are said to have a potent effect that leaves customers feeling one with nature.

The dispensary itself is something out of a fairytale, nestled among the trees with branches and vines twisting around the building. Customers can even reach the store via a zipline that takes them soaring above the treetops and right into the dispensary’s front door.

But it’s not just the magical atmosphere that has people talking – it’s the elves themselves. With their pointed ears and whimsical nature, the elves of Timber Cannabis have become celebrities in Three Rivers. They’re known for their mischievous ways, often pranking customers with fake spiderwebs and enchanted objects.

And while some skeptics have questioned the safety and legitimacy of a business run by mystical creatures, the elves of Timber Cannabis insist that they are licensed and fully compliant with state regulations.

With their enchanting products and otherworldly charm, it seems that the elves of Timber Cannabis have found the perfect niche in the cannabis industry. Whether you’re looking for a magical experience or just some high-quality weed, this dispensary is not to be missed!