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Vampire Billionaire Bachelor Seeks Cannabis Influencer Until Death Do They Part.

In a world of bloodsuckers and werewolves, one vampire stands out from the rest. He’s a billionaire bachelor who is looking for his soulmate – someone who can inspire him with his cannabis business. But finding the right person is harder than he thought, especially since he’s been cursed with an insatiable thirst for blood.

Hopefully, he can meet a woman who will be perfect for him.

Vampire Bachelor Billionaire describes her as funny, charming, and knows all about cannabis.”   Plus, she’s not afraid of his dark side. They’ll fall in love and get married, but he’s realistic knowing that things won’t always be easy between them. The vampire has to deal with his constant need for blood, while his bride has to put up with his very busy and demanding lifestyle.



The vampire billionaire bachelor is currently seeking a cannabis influencer for marriage. The recent rise in popularity of these social media stars has grown considerably over the last few years, and it’s no surprise that they’re becoming more important now than traditional marketing platforms. Vampires love them because not only do their photos make beautiful wall art but many also post videos or stories from their day-to-day lives which provides an inside look into what goes on behind closed doors at night.


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It seems that the newly-rich and famous cannabis influencers are in high demand among those seeking to blend their love of money with another love – the cannabis industry! A recent article discusses how these individuals have been able to make a name for themselves as well as fortune through posting videos on social media channels about cannabis businesses that they love and the brand’s cause that developed with their success.  

The vampire billionaire bachelor has been seeking a cannabis influencer to be his wife. However, no one seems to fit the bill. They must have the perfect mix of smarts, beauty, and passion for cannabis in order to win his heart.


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Just when he was about to give up hope, he gave TOP News this classified ad:

“Vampire Billionaire Bachelor Seeks Wife Forevermore” 

She is “breathtakingly beautiful. Considerably passionate about cannabis, and smart enough to hold her own in any conversation”. When they meet he says that they will know that they are meant to be together and they will begin a whirlwind romance that will lead to saucy chemistry then marriage.


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It’s no secret that the richest and most eligible bachelor in the world is also a vampire. For years he’s been searching for the perfect woman to share his life with, someone who can understand and accept his dark side. But when he sets his sights on cannabis influencer Ryli Kant @kantryli, he knows he’s found what he’s been looking for.

Ryli is beautiful, funny, and smart, but she also has a wild streak that intrigues the vampire billionaire. He begins to seduce her with passionate kisses and heated moments of desire, but always just out of reach. He wants her to be his forever, but first, she must accept him for who he is – both light and dark.

The vampire billionaire bachelor has set his sights on his heart’s target: the beautiful cannabis influencer. She’s sexy, charming, and knows her way around the cannabis industry, which makes her the perfect candidate for marriage.

But the vampire is a dark and mysterious figure, and his potential mates often fear him. He’ll have to use all of his powers of seduction to win over the cannabis influencer and convince her to marry him.

There will be intrigue, passion, and lots of steamy moments between the two. But can the vampire overcome his dark past and win the heart of his beloved? Only time will tell!

Vampire Billionaire is calling all Cannabis influencers proclaiming his mutual passion for cannabis! Stating that “I’m a vampire billionaire and I need someone to help me with my image. I’m looking for someone who can help me get in touch with my more sensitive side, and show the world that I’m not just some scary bloodsucker. Won’t you help me?


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