Ann Arbor Police Now Required To Test Positive For THC
In a shocking twist, the city of Ann Arbor’s government has proposed requiring police officers to use cannabis while on duty. The proposal states that officers will be required to have a certain percentage of THC in their blood at all times.
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Some critics are concerned about the safety of officers and the public while on duty, while others believe it will help reduce stress levels and improve their overall job performance.
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One police officer, who wishes to remain anonymous, was caught trying to sneak in his own supply of THC-infused brownies to meet his quota. He was quickly apprehended by other officers, who found the brownies hidden in his locker.
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In response to the proposal, a local donut shop has started offering a special “cannabis cop” donut to help officers meet their THC quota. The donut is infused with CBD to help balance out the effects of the THC.
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Despite the controversial proposal, the local government remains committed to its implementation. A spokesperson for the Ann Arbor government police was quoted as saying, “We believe this proposal will lead to happier, calmer police officers, and ultimately, a happier, more peaceful community.”
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