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TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloids & Pulp Promotions.

World-Renowned for top-shelf journalism the TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloids & Pulp Promotions is on a mission from g-d to offer the highest quality investigative journalism, slickest reports, and the trashiest articles about the cannabis industry. Loaded with the wittiest commentary and exclusive offers from cannabis businesses. TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloids & Pulp Promotions offers some of the most creative paths to prosperity with your cannabis business. Our aim is to entertain our audience and provide a fun way to receive cannabis promotions.  We are constantly chasing down the hottest news stories about the cannabis business and hunting down their promotions for our subscribers.  We love cannabis and stories, and since cannabis inspires our stories  ., We make up stories for your entertainment and enjoyment. In these days of questionable journalism, count on TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloids & Pulp Promotions to exploit the mother-lovin-truth.


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Introducing the TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloid Comic Book

Cannabis retailers looking for new and exciting ways to capture customers’ attention turn to the TOP WORLD NEWS 420 TABLOIDS. Introducing the world’s first interactive cannabis comic book. Filled with a variety of short stories, coloring pages, word games, and interactive games, this publication is different from any other. Not only is the book a collectible it is also interactive meaning retailers and brands can advertise a game or contest within its stories. With its witty tone of voice and engaging content, the cannabis comic book is sure to be a hit with the cannabis community! Find a spot for your brand by taking a look at our offers for businesses. Start your company marketing plan that shows the results by playing a game with new and exciting customers. We offer a variety of games such as a wild goose hunt, mysterious stories, secret codes, word games, and interactive story concepts. Take some time to take a look at our shop for ideas to get started in our comic book. 

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Next level interactive marketing. Every page in this book has a new fun way of receiving brand promotions. All advertisers are game sponsors, your brand can show off while gamers enjoy a word puzzle such as word search, crossword, or even a mad lib. An advertiser can also be featured in an ad story for dynamic impact while imprinting in the customers’ minds the myth with the legend, that is your brand. Check out the link below to see advertising options while they last. https://lnkd.in/g9ePmU-3
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Promote your business products and services with an interactive game promotion. This includes a minimum full-page ad story in the TOP WORLD NEWS comic book with a highlighted mention on the cover and a full-story article on the website theoilplug.com which includes all artwork and storyline. Interactive Game Promotion is inspiring readers to play along with the featured story by interacting with the business. This may be an unsolved mystery, wild goose hunt, coupon codes, or more. The object is to have a measured response by making a fun way for new and existing customers to connect with brands. Interactive game promotions last for 3 months along with heavy social media promotions reminding the audience to play along. 


Miraculous Readership

TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloids & Pulp Promotions has the most educated, loyal, and dedicated readers in the history of news. Throughout history, the most intelligent people in the world have been loyal readers. In fact, many people have told us that the governor of Michigan often reads TOP WORLD NEWS while seated on the throne in the Governor’s Mansion. Others tell us their brain grows every time they read a TOP WORLD NEWS story. We take great joy in our work exploiting America’s cannabis industry and hope you do too. Learn more about our services such as listing your cannabis business on the map and making your business a complete page presenting exclusive promotions.


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Our innovative advantage is exemplified when your business has had a trending news cover story written about it. Developing rich imaginative content around your cannabis business is our clever way of headlining you into trending status. We write our tabloids packed with rich SEO and keep the scoop of creative and artistically compelling stories continually flowing under new eyeballs. We hunt and report new and loyal customers continually sending them directly to your business’s sales page increasing viewership. We put our money where the mouth is by reporting analytics and evaluating increases with activity.

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Are you a cannabis ambassador or influencer looking for a way to promote your brand?

Looking to get your brand in front of cannabis enthusiasts worldwide?

Look no further than the TOP WORLD NEWS 420 Tabloids! Our collectible comic book is full of fun ad stories, word games, coloring pages, and interactive games with retailers that are about all things cannabis, and we’re now offering full-page ads to brand ambassadors and influencers in the industry.

Not only will your brand be featured in our printed tabloid, but you’ll also be featured as a “coloring babe” in our downloadable coloring book and page! And to top it all off, we’ll be reposting your ad on our social media channels for 3 months – giving you maximum exposure to our large and engaged audience.

So what are you waiting for?

Take advantage of this amazing opportunity today and get your brand in front of the people who matter most! Follow this link to start exploring ideas to promote yourself with your brand(s). 

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If you’re looking for a creative and engaging way to promote your business products and services, look no further than a Spotlight Comic Cover Story from TOP WORLD NEWS. This 3-page story in our popular comic book will not only get your business noticed but also give potential customers all the information they need to make a purchase. Plus, with a mention on the cover and a full-story article on our website, theoilplug.com, your business will be getting top-notch exposure that is sure to generate new leads. So don’t wait any longer, order your Spotlight Comic Cover Story today!


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Marketing and advertising are fun with theoilplug.com.  We are creating and sharing with a very special niche group of individuals. The cannabis community loves our funny and absurd news stories that are cram-packed full of education, in a satire that is carefully weaved together with your cannabis brand promotions.  The Promotions map offers a quick way of finding special promotions that you are offering.

Our object is to get the customer in your door.  The promotions page geo-locates the user and instantly shows them the nearest cannabis businesses near them while only displaying the deals, discounts, and promotions they want to know about.  Consider many of the marketing stories available only on theoilplug.com/shop

Michigan’s Best 420 Tabloid News Team

Editor & Chief

About Bill Azin

 I love creative writing. I do improv creative writing live on twitch.tv/billazin Join me live with your cannabis brand and we will manufacture an outrageous tabloid about your brand on the spot!

Bill Azin is an escaped mental patient who lives in the world of stories. He has been seen at large in Michigan where he was genetically engineered in the ’80s for military experiments. Use great caution when approaching Bill because he is known to bite and spit. During the fall and winter months in Michigan, you will often see him launching “snot rockets” pretty much anywhere. He thinks of the world as his playground and you are only alive for his entertainment. Nothing is real to Bill, and nothing is off-limits. He knows no boundaries and very often does not make any sense. If you start to develop the idea that you understand him: please seek mental counseling as soon as possible. If you find yourself attracted to Bill call your family doctor and seek psychiatric evaluations. Bill Azin is similar to a chameleon but different than a rockstar.  His diet consists of carrots, cannabis, and crayons but usually feeds with a variety of females after the sun has gone down.

Avet EranMichigan’s Best Tabloid News

Web design

About Avet Eran 

He is a former road commissioner for the US Army retired and now turned into a WordPress wizard. He is single with no children and looking very seriously for a bilingual mate. He hopes that she speaks Spanish and English. Avet is a dynamic advertisement designer. His creative potential knows no bounds and can make your cannabis business really look like something phenomenal. He is bilingual in English and Spanish so please reach out with your cannabis business advertisements in either Spanish or English.

Mary J.SlingsMichigan’s Best Tabloid News

Critical Reporter

About Mary J.Slings

Mary is a multiple award-winning news columnist from The Weekly World News that has now joined forces with The Oil Plug on a relentless journey to tell the news how it should be told with no filter and no discretion. Mary is known for saying how she feels without any regard for anyone’s feelings. She is a very dangerous arsonist that has a penchant for destruction. She is known for “slinging shit” earning her the name “MJ SHITSLINGER”.  Don’t let her on your bad side because she can be downright brutal! Mary can be your best friend and your worst enemy. She is the executive producer of the PIF Forward smear campaigns. Don’t mess with her!

Carp A. DiemMichigan’s Best Tabloid News

#1 News Anchor

About Carp A. Diem

Carp is a very motivated radioactive grass carp from the Flint water refinery near Vehicle City Social in Flint Michigan. He emerged from the reservoir next to the trailer park a few years back and after he found the cannabis club he has been an active member for quite a few years now. Carp is often seen at smoking clubs in flint. He is our best reporter at Michigan’s Best Tabloid News. He has aspirations to take over the world someday.

Guru KnowsallMichigan’s Best Tabloid News

Insightful News Reporter

About Guru Knowsall

Guru is a certified know-it-all. He was certified after a bunch of know-it-alls certified him. We know he knows not only because he tells us so, but also that he sort of floats above the ground in a kind of levitate sort of way. He has insightful news reports laced with spiritual truths and marvelous meaning. He lives up in a cave somewhere in the hills up north Michigan.

Apocalyptic PreacherMichigan’s Best Tabloid News

End Of The World News

About Apocalyptic Preacher

The end is near and you better get busy is the mantra of the apocalyptic preacher. He is always willing to shovel information and create excitement in your consciousness. If you need motivation, the apocalyptic preacher will deliver.

Furious Farmer

Angry Reports

About Furious Farmer

He is pissed off about something and everything. He is definitely constipated and probably has an ulcer the size of a basketball in his giant belly. He is a cannabis farmer who has not come to understand what cannabis is trying to teach him. So arrogantly he tries to always be fighting and claiming to know it all. He is really just a jackass pinhead that is limited by his beliefs. The unfortunate situation has been granted a small segment purely for entertainment purposes and to be made fun of.

Ghost budtender

Cannabis Enthusiast

About Ghost Budtender

Long ago before cannabis prohibition, this unknown budtender was tragically murdered by unknown circumstances leaving him in a state which cannot be defined. He magically pops up when cannabis is in the air to give reports on cannabis products he has found at local provisioning centers in Michigan. He really loves cannabis for multiple generations and so we trust his opinion on just about everything. One thing is for sure; he loves to smoke down. If you ever see him make sure and smoke down with him. He is really funny.

Pot Head

Cannabis Aficionado Reporter

About Pot Head 

I met Pot Head at LA Cafe in Waterford. We were looking for a 9th cast member and sure enough, we clicked. We became fast friends over smoking a bowl in the parking lot and he has decided to sit in as the 9th anchor until we have a more available reporter. Pot has to work remotely from LA Cafe limiting the cover stories he can be called out to. And since Mr. Head does not drive it is tough to get around as a Pot Head. If you are interested in the Pot Heads reporter spot please contact us. 

 

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