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On the scene we have reporter Bill Azin in Niland, California – In a bizarre turn of events, the off-grid community of Slab City in Niland, California, is reportedly being overrun by midgets! Eyewitnesses are coming forward with spine-chilling accounts that are leaving residents and the global community in a state of disbelief.

Eyewitness Testimonials:

  1. “I was just setting up my camp when I heard giggles and saw a group of midgets run past me. They were carrying what looked like miniature pitchforks and torches!”Sarah Thompson
  2. “It was like something out of a horror movie. They were chanting in some strange language and dancing around the Salvation Mountain!”Mike Reynolds
  3. “I tried to approach one of them to see if they needed help, but they hissed at me and ran away. It was surreal!”Linda Carter
  4. “I woke up in the middle of the night to find a midget peering into my RV window. When I turned on the light, it vanished into the shadows.”Carlos Mendoza

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Authorities Investigate

Local authorities are scrambling to understand the situation and ensure the safety of Slab City residents. Sheriff Dale Thompson stated, “We’re taking these reports seriously. We’re urging anyone with information or further sightings to come forward.”

Rumors have also circulated that the midgets might be linked to a mysterious website that promotes “tiny rebellion.” While the authenticity of this claim remains uncertain, it’s adding another layer of intrigue to the unfolding situation.

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Slab City Residents on Edge

With the increasing reports, many Slab City residents are expressing concern. Long-time resident, Emily White, shared her fears, “I’ve lived here for over a decade, and I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s unsettling, to say the least.”

Website Connection?

Sources close to the investigation revealed that a website named “” might be connected to the recent surge in midget sightings. The site, which has since been taken down, allegedly had forums discussing “midget empowerment” and “taking back Slab City.”

While the motive behind this alleged uprising remains unclear, authorities are leaving no stone unturned in their quest for answers.

For now, the mystery surrounding the midgets of Slab City deepens. With eyewitness accounts pouring in and the community on high alert, only time will tell what’s truly happening in this desert enclave.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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