Consume Cannabis Co

In a surprise turn of events, a new cannabis company has emerged in Chicago, and it’s run entirely by fairies! The Consume Cannabis Company, as it’s called, has caused quite a stir in the business world.

According to the company’s spokesperson, a fairy named Tinkerbell, the idea for the company came about during a particularly wild fairy party. “We were all sitting around, smoking some of our fairy dust, and we thought, why not start a cannabis company? We’re already experts at growing plants and making magic, so why not put those skills to use?”

Since then, the Consume Cannabis Company has been producing some of the most potent and magical strains of cannabis ever seen. Customers have reported feeling more relaxed, more creative, and even a little bit more fairy-like after smoking their products.

But running a business isn’t all fairy dust and magic. Tinkerbell admits that they’ve had to deal with a few challenges, such as convincing investors that fairies can be trusted with financial responsibility. “We had to show them that we’re not just playing around,” she said. “We’ve got spreadsheets and budgets, just like any other business.”

Despite these challenges, the Consume Cannabis Company is thriving. Their products are flying off the shelves (quite literally, in some cases), and they’ve even been approached by a few celebrities interested in investing.

When asked what’s next for the Consume Cannabis Company, Tinkerbell simply replied, “We’re just going to keep doing what we do best: making magical cannabis and spreading joy and laughter wherever we go.” And with fairies at the helm, who knows what kind of magic they’ll create next?