MedMen

In a surprising turn of events, it has been discovered that the popular cannabis dispensary, Medmen, in Chicago has been run by a group of magical elves all along!

According to insider sources, these mystical beings have been the driving force behind the success of the dispensary, using their magical powers to cultivate some of the finest cannabis strains in the city.

Customers who have visited the dispensary have reported experiencing some rather unusual occurrences, such as the cannabis plants mysteriously dancing and singing in the middle of the night, and the cash registers occasionally spitting out gold coins instead of regular currency.

Despite these unusual happenings, business has been booming at Medmen, with customers coming from all over the city to experience the magical products on offer. Some have even reported feeling a strange sense of euphoria and heightened creativity after consuming the enchanted cannabis strains.

When asked about the elves’ involvement in the business, the CEO of Medmen simply laughed and said, “Hey, if they can make us the best cannabis dispensary in the city, who are we to complain?”

So if you’re looking for some truly magical cannabis products, be sure to check out Medmen in Chicago, where the magical elves are always hard at work, brewing up their next batch of enchanted herb.