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Abominable Snowman Spotted Outside Northern Specialty Health

In breaking news today, it has been reported that the elusive and rarely seen Abominable Snowman has been spotted outside Northern Specialty Health, a popular cannabis dispensary in the Upper Penisula of Michigan. Witnesses claim that the creature was seen perusing the shelves for some high-quality marijuana before embarking on a long journey to the North Pole.

According to sources close to the Snowman, he was feeling particularly anxious about the approaching spring season and was looking for a way to calm his nerves before the big trip. “He’s been cooped up in the mountains of Colorado for so long, he just wanted to unwind a bit before heading off on his annual migration,” said Penny.

Despite some initial confusion about whether the dispensary would be able to accommodate a creature of such legendary proportions, store employees were quick to assist the Abominable Snowman in his search for the perfect strain. “We weren’t sure if he was going to fit through the door at first, but he was surprisingly nimble for a creature of his size,” said one budtender.

As for what the Snowman ultimately ended up purchasing, the dispensary declined to comment, citing customer confidentiality. However, rumors have been circulating that he may have opted for a strain known for its energizing and uplifting effects, in order to stay alert during his long journey.

In any case, it’s clear that the Abominable Snowman is one adventurous and forward-thinking creature, willing to try new things and explore the many benefits of cannabis. As for whether he’ll make a return trip to Northern Specialty Health next year, only time will tell.