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Shango Provisioning Center Welcomes God Of Thunder | Lapeer

Earlier this week, Shango the god of thunder was spotted at his dispensary in Lapeer, Michigan. Several potheads reported seeing the powerful orisha god inspecting the premises and making sure everything was up to his standards.  As the most powerful and feared of the gods, Shango commands great respect from all humans. 

Those who have interacted with Shango say that he is very loud and particular.  However, they also attest to his great power and wisdom. It is clear that Shango is dedicated to his work and those under his care. We can only hope that he continues to visit us often and impart his knowledge to us.

Shango, the Yoruba god of thunder, recently sat down with a group of potheads to explain his motivations for starting Shango Provisioning Center. He recounted that, as a young man, he had struggled with his temper and had difficulty communicating without scaring the heck out of people.

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He explained that he wants to assist humanity and teach them how to be successful. Shango said that he was motivated by the desire to help people who are struggling with addiction and mental health issues.  He believes that cannabis can be used as a medicine to help people heal.  He also wants to create jobs in the community and help people become self-sufficient.  Shango is passionate about his work and is committed to helping as many people as possible.  In addition, he hoped to use the dispensary as a platform to teach people about the importance of self-care and productivity.

So far, Shango Provisioning Center has been received warmly by the community, and it seems that his goals are well on their way to being realized.

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