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Michigan Supply and Provisions | Battle Creek

In a surprising turn of events, a cannabis dispensary called Michigan Supply and Provisions has opened its doors in Battle Creek, Michigan. But what makes this dispensary unique is that it is run by a group of fairy tale creatures.

According to sources, the dispensary is managed by a team of elves, dwarves, and even a few unicorns. Customers have reported that the elves are particularly knowledgeable about the different strains of cannabis and are always happy to make recommendations.

The dwarves, on the other hand, are in charge of security and have been spotted patrolling the premises with miniature axes. One customer remarked that they felt safer than they ever have before in a dispensary.

But the real star of the show is the unicorns, who reportedly provide a magical touch to the whole experience. They greet customers with a gentle nuzzle and sprinkle glitter on their purchases, much to the delight of all who visit.

Despite initial skepticism from some members of the community, Michigan Supply and Provisions has quickly become a popular destination for cannabis enthusiasts. The dispensary’s unique business model has even caught the attention of some major investors in the industry.

When asked about their success, a spokesperson for the dispensary simply replied, “We’re just doing what comes naturally to us. After all, fairy tale creatures have always had a special connection with nature.”

Michigan Supply and Provisions | Battle Creek
6010 B Drive North
Battle Creek Michigan 49014
united states