Mr. Nice Guy

Once upon a time, there was a man named Mr. Nice Guy who was a cannabis dealer in his community. He was known for always being friendly, helpful, and just an all-around nice guy. Despite the illegality of his trade, Mr. Nice Guy had a loyal customer base who appreciated his high-quality product and excellent customer service.

One day, Mr. Nice Guy had an epiphany. He realized that he could take his business to the next level by opening up his own cannabis store. He could finally come out of the shadows and operate legally, while still providing the same great service and products to his customers.

So, Mr. Nice Guy got to work and opened up his own store. He hired a team of friendly and knowledgeable staff and stocked the shelves with the best cannabis products around. He even had a section for CBD products for those who didn’t want to get high.

As expected, business was booming. Customers loved the new store and would come from far and wide to buy from Mr. Nice Guy. The only problem was that Mr. Nice Guy was so used to operating in secrecy that he forgot to adjust to his new, legal status.

One day, a customer came in and asked for an ounce of cannabis. Mr. Nice Guy, so used to being discreet, responded with a hushed tone, “I don’t know if I have an ounce, but I can give you a ‘wink wink’ special deal.” The customer, confused, asked what he meant, and Mr. Nice Guy quickly realized his mistake.

Embarrassed, he apologized to the customer and explained that he was still getting used to his new status as a legal cannabis dealer. The customer laughed it off and even gave Mr. Nice Guy a suggestion for a new strain to carry in the store.

From that day on, Mr. Nice Guy learned to embrace his new, legal status and continued to provide the same great service and products to his customers, with a bit less of the secrecy and hushed tones. And he lived happily ever after, serving up high-quality cannabis with a smile on his face.