The Secret Lives Of The Norcal Cannabis Cartel

Beware of the Norcal Cannabis Cartel

In the depths of the northern California forests, a long-held legend tells of mysterious creatures living among us. These beings are known in folklore as Nordic trolls, and they have been rooted in this land since ancient times.

The trolls were said to be powerful magicians who could control nature with their minds. They had an affinity for plants and often used them as part of their magical rituals – one such plant being cannabis Indica. The trolls would grow great fields of cannabis which they believed gave them power over the land and its inhabitants.

“These trolls were said to be descendants of an extinct species who had been living in these parts since long before humans ever set foot on the land. They were mysterious creatures and kept mostly to themselves, but they did have one common trait: they possessed great knowledge about herbal remedies and healing plants.”

One such legend was that these trolls cultivated cannabis plants with unparalleled skill and precision – so much so that it was said they could infuse each strain with magical properties ranging from healing elixirs to invincibility potions. While no one knew this to be true without visiting the home of the trolls. Old wife’s tales abounded throughout the region.

In the old days’ villagers who passed through would whisper stories around campfires late at night – stories of mysterious buds sparkling like stars in a midnight sky, or bales of weed overflowing with vibrant green nuggets said to cure any ailment known to man…and potions crafted from plants found only within the deep woods that had miraculous restorative effects. Though no one knew exactly what transpired between dusk and dawn among those trees, it was clear that something extraordinary was occurring.

“The trolls were quite reclusive and preferred to keep their secrets hidden away from outsiders. They rarely ventured out into public which only furthered speculation about them and their activities. Little did people know though, that these trolls were actually master cultivators who had perfected their craft over centuries of trial and error with many generations passing down knowledge within families.”

On the scene, our most brave reporter Bill Azin took up the story and decided to venture into the northern forest in search of answers about this mythical group. After weeks of searching, he finally stumbled upon a hidden valley where he encountered several large creatures at around 8ft tall and ranging from around 500lbs tending to lush green fields filled with plants unlike any he’d ever seen before – it was cannabis. He watched as these curious beings delicately tended to each plant as if it were part of some sacred ritual or ceremony.

He stayed for days, observing diligently until one night when he heard singing coming from inside one of the caves tucked away at the back end of this magical glen – it was coming from within the cave. As he stepped closer he noticed what appeared to be a large gathering taking place inside lit by dozens of candles surrounded by walls adorned with roots and vines depicting various scenes involving plants – clearly something special was happening here. He cautiously entered through an opening in the rock wall just wide enough for him to slide through when suddenly everything went silent apart from his own heavy breathing…the entire room full of eyes fell on him.

Overcome with fear, his heart raced as they moved closer towards him but then one figure emerged wearing a garment made entirely out of purple buds draped across her body like royal robes- she stepped forward slowly raising her hands above her head signaling for everyone around them not move…it seemed like she could sense that this man meant no harm.. She spoke softly introducing herself as The Grand Mistress Of Cultivation welcoming him into their secret world and revealing what had taken place here for thousands of years prior – A thriving community cultivating cannabis under cover of darkness so nobody would discover its true potential-they wanted it to remain off the radar thus allowing those who unlocked its power use whatever means necessary protect themselves & others around them… This is how The Nordic Troll Cannabis Cartel began & continues today teaching anyone willing to learn age-old methods of perfecting art science.