Timber Cannabis Co.

In a surprising twist of events, a new cannabis dispensary has opened in Sturgis, Michigan – and it’s run entirely by a group of wood elves who live high among the treetops!

The elves of Timber Cannabis have taken the town by storm with their enchanting strains, such as “Gnome’s Garden” and “Fairy Fumes.” And it’s not just the quality of their products that has people talking – it’s the unique atmosphere of the dispensary itself.

Located in a secluded corner of the forest, the dispensary is decorated with natural wood finishes and plenty of foliage to create a truly immersive experience. Customers can even reach the store via a secret pathway that winds through the trees and up to the treetop level where the elves reside.

But it’s not all fun and games at Timber Cannabis. The elves are serious about their commitment to sustainable living and environmentally friendly practices. They’ve even started growing their own cannabis using only organic methods and recycled materials.

Despite their small stature and whimsical nature, the elves of Timber Cannabis are serious about their business. They have a deep knowledge of cannabis and are dedicated to helping their customers find the perfect strain for their needs. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch one of the elves performing a magical ritual to bless your purchase!

While some skeptics have raised concerns about the safety and legitimacy of a business run by mystical creatures, the elves of Timber Cannabis insist that they are fully licensed and compliant with state regulations.

So if you’re looking for a unique cannabis experience, head on over to Timber Cannabis in Sturgis – the elves are waiting to show you the magic of their forest home!