TOP WORLD NEWS SPECIAL REPORT by Bill Azin
BILL AZIN (BA): Good evening, viewers. Bill Azin here, bringing you an extraordinary story that transcends time and ventures into the mystic. Today, we have the enchanting Endora, claiming to be the founder of Health For Life cannabis dispensary in Cave Creek, Arizona. Endora alleges she’s been brewing up potions in a cave by the creek for centuries. Welcome, Endora.
ENDORA (E): Thank you, Mr. Azin. Delighted to be here.
BA: So, Endora, let’s dive into this fantastical journey of yours. You say you’ve been living in a cave, creating potions and elixirs from cannabis, long before Cave Creek was even a twinkle in Arizona’s eye. Can you share more about those early days?
E: Indeed, Mr. Azin. The cave was my humble abode, and the cannabis surrounding it was my secret ingredient for mystical elixirs. Life was peaceful until those settlers arrived.
BA: The settlers, a twist in the tale. How did their arrival change your magical existence?
E: Trouble brewed, Mr. Azin. The settlers, not the most open-minded bunch, saw me as an oddity. They started encroaching on my serene solitude, making it challenging to carry on with my magical endeavors.
BA: And so, Health For Life was born?
E: Exactly. As the town emerged, I saw an opportunity to share the wonders of cannabis in a legal and regulated manner. Health For Life became a haven for those seeking the healing properties of this mystical herb.
BA: Your story is truly one for the books, Endora. Now, how do you respond to skeptics who might find it a bit hard to swallow?
E: Oh, skepticism is a spice of life, Mr. Azin. I’ve seen centuries unfold, and my tale is just a small part of the grand tapestry of existence. Embrace the magic, I say!
BA: Wise words, Endora. Before we conclude, tell our viewers about the magical deals awaiting them at Health For Life.
E: Absolutely, Mr. Azin! For the first three visits, we’ve conjured up a Buy One, Get One (BOGO) deal that’s practically spellbinding. Mention the men in black from Top World News 420 Tabloids, and our budtenders will make sure you leave with a bag full of enchantment.
BA: There you have it, viewers! A tale of ancient herbalism, settlers, and magical deals. This is Bill Azin, signing off for Top World News. Remember to check out Health For Life’s ongoing deals and, of course, tell your budtender that the men in black sent you. Until next time, stay enchanted!