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Capital City Provisioning Center | Lansing


Lansing, Michigan – In a surprising turn of events, it has been revealed that the Capital City Provisioning Center, which sells medical marijuana in Lansing, has been secretly run by a group of fairies from the nearby Huron Forest.

According to eyewitnesses, the fairies have been running the Provisioning Center for over a year now and have managed to keep their identities a secret by disguising themselves as humans. However, the truth was finally uncovered when a customer reported seeing a fairy flitting around the dispensary.

“I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw a tiny little creature with wings floating around the store,” said the customer. “I thought I was hallucinating from the weed, but then I saw another one and realized they were fairies!”

When questioned about the revelation, the fairies confirmed that they had indeed been running the Provisioning Center all along. “We saw an opportunity to use our magic to help people who are suffering from various ailments,” said one fairy who wished to remain anonymous. “Plus, we really like the vibe here, man.”

The news of the fairies running the Provisioning Center has caused quite a stir in Lansing, with many people flocking to the dispensary to catch a glimpse of the magical creatures. The fairies have even started offering a special strain of marijuana called “Fairy Dust” which is said to have magical properties and can only be purchased from the Provisioning Center.

Despite concerns about the legality of fairies running a business, local authorities have stated that they will not be taking any action against the Capital City Provisioning Center as long as they continue to follow all applicable laws and regulations.

“We have no reason to believe that the fairies are doing anything illegal,” said a spokesperson for the Lansing Police Department. “As long as they are following the rules and providing a safe and legal service, we have no problem with them running a business.”

So, it seems that the Capital City Provisioning Center is in good hands with the fairy owners. And who knows, maybe their magical powers will bring some extra luck and success to the business.

Capital City Provisioning Center | Lansing
821 East Kalamazoo St.
Lansing Michigan 48915
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